Funny jokes about being late

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Late Quotes (89 quotes)

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Published 02.12.2018

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20+ Jokes About Being Late That Will Drive Punctual People Nuts

Found this list of funny excuses for being late for work. I know none of you would ever need these excuses Happy Monday everybody. I had to teach the temps on how to use the equipment. Do you know how long it takes to give a dollar to every Santa you see? I was in a meeting. What, you weren't invited?

In honor of daylight saving time, we asked our staff and colleagues the most hilarious excuse they ever heard or told for being late to work. With dozens of responses, we concluded that many of you and your employees are really into rescuing animals. Another significant amount of you have had to deal with some very devastating wardrobe malfunctions. Other excuses were so bizarre that they were difficult to categorize. But we tried. Do you have any real-life examples that can top these? Have you heard any that made you laugh so hard, you gave the employee credit for creativity?

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Editor's note: CNN. There is no worse feeling than waking up in the morning, rested from good night's sleep, and glancing at the clock, only to do a double-take: You're late! For most people, knowing they're running late for work strikes the fear of God within them and as a result, they move like there's a fire under their feet to get ready. They hustle, scramble, frantically throw things into a bag and are out the door to ensure a timely -- though unkempt and graceless -- arrival at the office. But for a smaller group people, knowing they are running late for work does absolutely nothing except stimulate their creative juices in order to make up the latest excuse as to why they are late for work -- again.

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