Christian jokes about the bible

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Christian Jokes: Religious Jokes, Church Jokes, God Jokes, Bible Jokes etc by R.J. Clarke

This Christian joke book contains over 100 religious jokes including:

- Church Jokes
- Bible Jokes
- Jesus Jokes
- God Jokes
- Noahs Ark Jokes
- Other Religion Jokes

Naturally this Christian joke book upholds Christian values so the jokes are clean and respectful.

Hope you enjoy these jokes and remember that God provides a safe landing, not a safe passage.

God bless you.
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Bible Jokes & Riddles | Funny Christian Jokes, Humor, & Biblical Riddles

Because so much of Holy Scripture is in story form, it lends itself to amusing twists of little details that can be really funny. Many of the Bible trivia jokes on this page were collected from emails floating around the Internet. Some appear to have come from Richard Lederer's Anguished English,. This collecction doesn't purpoert to necessarily be the best Bible jokes, but they should evoke chuckles from your friends. Second of 10 Commandments: Thou shall cast no idles.

This morning I received thrilling news: a joke I wrote more than 20 years ago has been voted the funniest religious joke of all time! In case you've missed it, here it is:. Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it! Do you believe in God?

A: Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. A married couple were arguing who is making the coffee, the wife said that in the Bible it says that men should make the coffee and the husband asked her where it said that. A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

Bible trivia and jokes

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here! The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish.

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5 thoughts on “Christian Jokes: Religious Jokes, Church Jokes, God Jokes, Bible Jokes etc by R.J. Clarke

  1. Religious Jokes: Church Jokes, Bible Jokes, Christian Humor, Funny Church Signs and More - Kindle edition by Peter Jenkins. Download it once and read it on.

  2. I stumbled across a few funny and clean Bible jokes recently, that I thought I would share with everyone.

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