Funny quotes about stupid people

Sign in with Facebook Sign in options. Join Goodreads. Quotes tagged as "stupid-people" Showing of They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat. They live as we all should live-- undisturbed, indifferent, and without disquiet.

Not b4. A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit. That cloud just looked down and said: Hey look that is shaped liked an idiot.

With the presidential campaign bringing Donald Trump an audience every day, he also had an opportunity each day to say something outrageous and oftentimes inaccurate or at least contradictory. But, as this collection shows, he's been saying outrageous things for decades. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand. That's to be expected. Please don't feel so stupid or insecure. I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee it.