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Old Custer by Eli Cash

Outlandish polemic by celebrated bon vivant Eli Cash restlessly argues that George Custer not only survived the Battle of Little Bighorn, but went on to become a naturalist, as well as godfather, as it were, of the national park system. Cash wields historical data seemingly conjured out of thin air to suggest that, among other things, Custer helped save the Albert squirrel from extinction.

Heralded as heir to Cormac McCarthy and Jay McInerney, Cashs struggles with mescaline doomed his grandiose literary ambitions, his implosion culminating in the crash of his 64 Austin Healy 3000 into the residence of Royal Tenenbaum, Esq., which resulted in the death of a Tenenbaum family pet. Cash has returned to his post as Assistant Professor of English Literature at Brooks College, where his damage is now restricted to his students.

Readers are encouraged to instead seek out copies of Family of Geniuses by Etheline Tenenbaum or Three Plays by Margot Tenenbaum (both sadly out of print) or even Dudleys World by Raleigh St. Clair for far greater insight into what was once referred to as the Cash Mystique.
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Eli Cash - Wildcat

Ostensibly based on a non-existent novel, and told with a narrative influenced by the literature of J.
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Educated At University Of London. - Like Eli Cash, you probably always wanted to be a Tenenbaum. Here are some facts that will help you fit right into this family of geniuses, on the 15th anniversary of its release.

Sign in. Eli : I'm not in love with you any more. Margot : I didn't know you ever were. Eli : Let's not make this any more difficult than it already is. Margot : OK.



4 thoughts on “Old Custer by Eli Cash

  1. What this book presupposes is maybe he didn't? Wildcat was written in a kind of obsolete vernacular. Wildcat pkow. Okay, I'm gonna.

  2. There is a narrator who is reading the book version of the story, though he is never identified.

  3. Royal: [quietly] Me too. Me too. Eli: It doesn't mean what it used to though, does it? Eli: Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book.

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